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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Sucks. (7 Myths, 1 Truth)

Robert Rauschenberg died last night while trying to lure and subdue an American Bald Eagle.

Robert Rauschenberg died last night after his car collapsed upon him, while trying to remove one of its tires.

Robert Rauschenberg died last night while listening to the Dixie Chicks.

Robert Rauschenberg died last night after having been trampled by a dance troupe at a performance gone awry.

Robert Rauschenberg died last night after having fallen in a vat of acetone.

Robert Rauschenberg died last night when he was shot by police, after having tried to illegally remove and purloin a police barrier.

Robert Rauschenberg died last night after having walked into the sea.

Robert Rauschenberg died last night due to complications from pneumonia.

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